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our child will love learning as they play with the Fisher-Price Laugh & Learn Smart Stages Puppy.   He's a soft, cuddly friend that responds to your baby's touch with silly sayings and singalong songs - with the added benefit of Smart Stages technology that changes the learning content as your little one grows. Because every baby develops at their own pace, Smart Stages technology gives you the ability to select the stage that's best for your child. There are a variety of developmentally appropriate songs, phrases and sounds within 3 levels of play. Puppy's light-up heart even twinkles along to the music! Level 1: Explore (6 months+): First words and sounds spark baby's curiosity. Level 2: Encourage (12 months+): Prompt baby through questions and simple directions. Level 3: Pretend (18 months+): Imaginative fun and early role play. His paws, tummy, ears and light-up heart all respond to baby's touch, with 7 activations in all to provide plenty of fun for your child. Features: 50+ sing-along songs, tunes and phrases Paws, tummy, ears and light-up heart respond to baby's touch Learning changes as baby grows with 3 levels of play Introduces body parts, letters, colours, counting and more Helps develop sensory and fine motor skills Requires 3 x AA batteries (included) Age from 6 months Fisher-Price Laugh & Learn Smart Stages Puppy From the Manufacturer View larger Fisher-Price Laugh and Learn Puppy Hes the same soft, cuddly friend that responds to babys touch with silly sayings and sing-along songs, but now hes got Smart Stages technology that changes the learning content as baby grows. As every baby develops at their own pace, Smart Stages technology gives you the ability to select the stage thats best for your child. There are a variety of developmentally appropriate songs, phrases and sounds within three levels of play. Puppys light-up heart even twinkles along to the music. Features 50+ sing-along songs, tunes and phrases Paws, tummy, ears and light-up heart respond to babys touch (seven activations in all) Includes Smart Stages technology Helps develop sensory and fine motor skills Requires 3 AA batteries Product Description Smart Stages Technology Babies develop at their own pace and Smart Stages technology gives you the ability to select the stage thats suitable for your child. There are a variety of developmentally appropriate songs, phrases and sounds within three levels of play, just slide the switch. Develop and Grow Songs, phrases and sounds introduce body parts, colours, letters, counting and more. Fun phrases encourage thinking skills as baby finds his own ears, tummy and heart. Rewarding songs and sounds introduce cause and effect. Expand the Play As baby grows continue to encourage the play. Give your little one suggestions such as, Find your eyes and What colour are your eyes? Smart Stages Technology

Introduce your little one to numbers, shapes, colours and letters with the Fisher-Price Laugh & Learn Puppy's Piano. The piano is a fun toy that combines music and learning. Little ones can turn the page of the interactive book to decide between music and learning mode. Once in learning mode, baby can touch one of the 5 light up keys to be rewarded with phrases and songs about colours, numbers and shapes. In music mode, little musicians can play their own tune, hear classics or play along to familiar sing-along songs like Happy and you know it. There is also a grab handle for you to take the show on the road! Enhances fine motor skillsGreat for on the go fun2 Different modes to choose from    

Product Description Cha-ching! Get ready to cash in on playtime fun and learning! This piggy bank introduces baby to counting, colours, French and more through music, silly sounds and phrases. With 10 colourful coins to drop into the Piggy Banks back, and a door for put-and-take play, its a toy with lots of exploration. Baby can press piggys nose to hear musical responses and sing-along songs, too. Put coins in, take them out, press the silly piggys snout baby will be giggling all the way to the bank. Count & Learn Piggy Bank includes Smart Stages technology, an exciting new way to change learning content as baby grows. Every baby develops at their own pace, and Smart Stages gives you the ability to select the stage thats best for your child! There are a variety of developmentally appropriate songs, phrases and sounds within two levels of playjust slide the switch to choose the right one. Smart Stages Technology Level 1 Explore 6M+ First words and sounds spark babys curiosity Level 2 - Encourage 12M+ Prompt baby through questions and simple directions Box Contains Includes one Fisher-Price Laugh & Learn Smart Stages Piggy Bank    

  The first learning ride-on for baby revvs up the fun with 50+ sing-along songs, tunes & phrases! Laugh & Learn®  Smart Stages™  Scooter helps get motor skills rolling. While scooting along, baby is rewarded with cute phrases, sound effects and song ditties. By pressing the working horn, baby is rewarded with more songs and sound effects. And pushing the 3 buttons on the dashboard teaches numbers, shapes, opposites and more! There’s even a clicker key to put baby in the driver’s seat of early role play fun! With 3 levels of play that grow with baby, this scooter provides non-stop fun right through the toddler years! Laugh & Learn®  Smart Stages™  Scooter includes  Smart Stages™  technology, an exciting new way to change learning content as baby grows. Every baby develops at his or her own pace, and  Smart Stages™  technology gives you the ability to select the stage that’s best for your child! There are a variety of developmentally appropriate songs, phrases and sounds within three levels of play – just slide the switch for level changes. Smart Stages™ Technology  Level 1 – Explore – 12M+   First words and sounds spark baby’s curiosity  Level 2 - Encourage – 18M+   Prompt baby through questions and simple directions  Level 3 – Pretend – 24M+   Imaginative fun and early role play  Features    Includes  Smart Stages™  technology– learning content changes as baby grows   Three levels of play offer fresh songs, sounds, tunes and phrases for your little one’s age & stage   More than 50 learning songs, tunes & phrases!   3 shape buttons teach numbers, colours, shapes, opposites & more   Motion switch activates learning content as baby scoots along!   Working horn triggers additional songs & sound effects!   Clicker key promotes early role play   Stable, wide-wheel design makes it easy for little ones to balance, and get on & off   Helps drive gross and fine motor skill development!   Bright colours, fun sounds, music & phrases help stimulate baby’s senses   Baby’s actions make things happen – a great introduction to cause & effect! 

  This combo consists of the following items: 1 x Laugh & Learn™ Cookie Shape Surprise™ 1 x  Baby’s First Blocks 1 x Stack and Roll Cups ---------------------------------------:-) -------------------------------------------- Laugh & Learn™ Cookie Shape Surprise™ Putting a hand in this smiling cookie jar rewards baby with fun surprises! As they place one of the five cookie shapes into the jar, they’ll be rewarded with sounds to encourage them to try again. Two different modes teach shapes or numbers and it comes with songs and phrases. Developmental Benefits Encourages reaching and grasping, helping to develop your baby’s hand-eye coordination Introduces an early understanding of shapes, colours and numbers with fun sounds and songs Baby’s First Blocks Ten bright blocks are ready to introduce baby to shape-sorting fun!  Baby can drop blocks into the open bucket…or through the shape-sorting lid! Filling the bucket with blocks, dumping them out, and starting over is great for eye-hand coordination and other early skills. Then baby can move on to sorting and stacking, learning about identifying and matching shapes while having fun! All ten blocks fit inside the bucket, with a carry-handle for easy take-along.   Features • Ten bright blocks for sorting, stacking and shape-matching fun!  • All ten blocks fit inside the bucket for storage  • Carry-handle for easy take-along   Stack and Roll Cups Encourages creative thinking as baby discovers new ways to play with the cups Bright colours & interesting textures intrigue baby Helps baby learn to identify & sort colours, sizes & numbers Enhances problem-solving skills with stacking & sorting    

Novelty Bouncing Egg (price is for one egg) - These rubber eggs look so much like the real thing that you will have your friends and family completely fooled... but even once the joke is over, they are super fun to play with, as you don't know which way the egg will bounce next. A fun novelty toy that can be played with on any day, but will also be a fun addition to your Easter gifts!

Product Description The Nursery Rhymes CD Player is a take-along infant learning toy that teaches baby nursery rhymes, first words, animal names, and sounds in a portable CD player format. Baby presses the centre button to send the CD spinning around while the three coloured lights dance. When it stops on one of the five animals, it sings an appropriate nursery rhyme. Press the three light-up buttons on top to hear the animal name, the sound, and the nursery rhyme again. There are bangle beads on the side for additional manipulative play. Box Contains 1xFisher Price Laugh & Learn Nursery Rhymes, Toy CD Player    

This item is sold brand new. It is ordered on demand from our supplier and is usually dispatched within 24 hours Introduce your baby to letters, colours and numbers with the Fisher-Price Laugh & Learn Storybook Rhymes. Baby can turn the page to hear songs such as ¿Itsy Bitsy Spider¿, ¿Row, Row, Row Your Boat¿, ¿One, Two, Buckle My Shoe¿, ¿Pat-a-Cake¿ and ¿Hickory Dickory Dock¿. The light up buttons have even more content and introduce ABCs and 123s. Let the laugh & Learn characters take your little one on a fun and inviting learning journey. Features familiar favourite Laugh & Learn characters Teaches counting first words, letters, numbers, shapes and more! Light-up buttons for letters, numbers and shapes Easy-to-turn pages helps develop fine motor skills Top handle makes it easy to take along Features Summary Introduce your baby to letters, colours and numbers with the Fisher-Price Laugh & Learn Storybook Rhymes. Baby can turn the page to hear songs such as ‘Itsy Bitsy Spider’... For Age 6 - 36 Months Gender Boys and Girls

Please Help!! (not a joke - even though its funny) I NEED 35 STICKEEZ COWS to present to my fiancé's mom as a "Lobola" style 'gift' to be able to marry her daughter. This is serious stuff and it would definitely have the right (funny) impact and outcome. I'm convinced she wont say No given the fierce bartering we went through when we got one and her mom wanted it. I'll buy how ever many you have for R5 each, and hopefully we can arrange collection for cash - just promise to keep them for me please - till I'm in your area. sms or whatsapp me - or email.

  SOME BENEFITS OF INSTANTLY AGELESS™ Reduces fine lines and wrinkles Diminishes dark circles and puffiness Minimizes pores and acne scars Lifts and firms your face Helps to even skin texture Mattes skin for a flawless finish Restores skin to optimum appearance One application can last up to 8 hours     1 – FOREHEAD APPLICATION Apply the cream across your whole forehead, not just on the wrinkle lines. 2 – EYEBROW   Rejuvenation Just dab it above your eyebrow line for a quick “brow lift” 3 – EYE LIDS Apply cream from the crease of your eye to the bottom of your eye brow (do not apply it on your eye lid) 4 – UNDER EYE DARK CIRCLES & LAUGH LINES Gently apply cream under your eye on the dark circles, and also on your laugh lines. 5 – PORES APPLICATION Apply cream as needed on the target areas.        

BOOKING available from for a min 11 day for a maximum of SIX people including children over six months at thirteen hundred and eighty rand per day (R). We are booked for Christmas period. Outside this period to revert to 2 to 6 person price. (see separate advert).Three bedrooms, two double with sea views and one twin with mountain views. Bathrooms are (1) shower into bath, loo, handbasin & (2) loo & handbasin at back of garage & outside hot/cold shower. Two minutes to put your feet in the sea and a six minute leisurely walk to the beaches. Hello, hello, we have a lovely, happy, friendly cottage all on one level and set on a sqm erven. If, it is peace, tranquillity, a stroll to the beaches, watch dolphin, sea birds and a quiet retreat, then Rooi Els is the place for you. We meet & greet & LIVE in the Village. Arrive to a spotlessly clean cottage where everything is ready for YOU to RELAX & COLLAPSE. All the duvets, pillows and blankets are in the cottage but please bring your own bed linen and towels (one double brass bed requires queensize duvet cover, double flat sheet, 4 pillow cases, another double bed requires queensize duvet cover, double sheet, 4 pillow cases and then there are twin beds with 2 single duvets, flat sheets and one pillow case for each required in the third bedroom). We can supply linen bundles at a small extra charge. See our website: www.calypsorooielscape.co.za & our VIRTUAL TOUR: http://www.girocam.com/tours/10b24b. We LOOK FORWARD to meeting YOU here. Check for availability & then we will send you our booking form, full inventory list etc. for you to secure a booking with a 30% deposit and full payment is due one month prior to your booking. SMELL the sea, swim, surf, sunbathe, EXPLORE our diverse area, WATCH glorious sunsets & HAVE FUN. Landline number & cell . Sing, dance, laugh, talk, chill out, read that book & ENJOY yourselves.

***AVAIL again fr 3.1.16 to 10.1.16*** with a min booking of 4 days for 2 people R560.00pd for 4 R650.00pd & for 6 R1200.00pd including children over six months We are booked 11th to 3rd Jan. Also,see our other advert for 2 to 6 ppprice from 10.1.16 onwards. Three bedrooms, two double with sea views and one twin with mountain views. Bathrooms are (1) shower into bath, loo, handbasin & (2) loo & handbasin at back of garage & outside hot/cold shower. Two minutes to put your feet in the sea and a six minute leisurely walk to the beaches. Hello, hello, we have a lovely, happy, friendly cottage all on one level and set on a 1394sqm erven. If, it is peace, tranquillity, a stroll to the beaches, watch dolphin, sea birds and a quiet retreat, then Rooi Els is the place for you. We meet & greet & LIVE in the Village. Arrive to a spotlessly clean cottage where everything is ready for YOU to RELAX & COLLAPSE. All the duvets, pillows and blankets are in the cottage but please bring your own bed linen and towels (one double brass bed requires queensize duvet cover, double flat sheet, 4 pillow cases, another double bed requires queensize duvet cover, double sheet, 4 pillow cases and then there are twin beds with 2 single duvets, flat sheets and one pillow case for each required in the third bedroom). We can supply linen bundles at a small extra charge. See our website: www.calypsorooielscape.co.za & our VIRTUAL TOUR: http://www.girocam.com/tours/10b24b350665. We LOOK FORWARD to meeting YOU here. Check for availability & then we will send you our booking form, full inventory list etc. for you to secure a booking with a 30% deposit and full payment is due one month prior to your booking. SMELL the sea, swim, surf, sunbathe, EXPLORE our diverse area, WATCH glorious sunsets & HAVE FUN. Landline number 0282738205 & cell 0827300098. Sing, dance, laugh, talk, chill out, read that book & ENJOY yourselves.GREAT place to digitally detox !!

***AVAIL again fr 3.1.16 to 10.1.16*** with a min booking of 4 days for 2 people R560.00pd for 4 R650.00pd & for 6 R1200.00pd including children over six months We are FULLY booked 11th to 3rd Jan. Also,see our other advert for 2 to 6 ppprice from 10.1.16 onwards. Three bedrooms, two double with sea views and one twin with mountain views. Bathrooms are (1) shower into bath, loo, handbasin & (2) loo & handbasin at back of garage & outside hot/cold shower. Two minutes to put your feet in the sea and a six minute leisurely walk to the beaches. Hello, hello, we have a lovely, happy, friendly cottage all on one level and set on a 1394sqm erven. If, it is peace, tranquillity, a stroll to the beaches, watch dolphin, sea birds and a quiet retreat, then Rooi Els is the place for you. We meet & greet & LIVE in the Village. Arrive to a spotlessly clean cottage where everything is ready for YOU to RELAX & COLLAPSE. All the duvets, pillows and blankets are in the cottage but please bring your own bed linen and towels (one double brass bed requires queensize duvet cover, double flat sheet, 4 pillow cases, another double bed requires queensize duvet cover, double sheet, 4 pillow cases and then there are twin beds with 2 single duvets, flat sheets and one pillow case for each required in the third bedroom). We can supply linen bundles at a small extra charge. See our website: www.calypsorooielscape.co.za & our VIRTUAL TOUR: http://www.girocam.com/tours/10b24b350665. We LOOK FORWARD to meeting YOU here. Check for availability & then we will send you our booking form, full inventory list etc. for you to secure a booking with a 30% deposit and full payment is due one month prior to your booking. SMELL the sea, swim, surf, sunbathe, EXPLORE our diverse area, WATCH glorious sunsets & HAVE FUN. Landline number 0282738205 & cell 0827300098. Sing, dance, laugh, talk, chill out, read that book & ENJOY yourselves.GREAT place to digitally detox !!

***AVAIL again fr 3.1.16 to 10.1.16*** with a min booking of 4 days for 2 people R560.00pd for 4 R850.00pd & for 6 R1200.00pd including children over six months We are FULLY booked 11th to 3rd Jan. Also,see our other advert for 2 to 6 ppprice from 10.1.16 onwards. Three bedrooms, two double with sea views and one twin with mountain views. Bathrooms are (1) shower into bath, loo, handbasin & (2) loo & handbasin at back of garage & outside hot/cold shower. Two minutes to put your feet in the sea and a six minute leisurely walk to the beaches. Hello, hello, we have a lovely, happy, friendly cottage all on one level and set on a 1394sqm erven. If, it is peace, tranquillity, a stroll to the beaches, watch dolphin, sea birds and a quiet retreat, then Rooi Els is the place for you. We meet & greet & LIVE in the Village. Arrive to a spotlessly clean cottage where everything is ready for YOU to RELAX & COLLAPSE. All the duvets, pillows and blankets are in the cottage but please bring your own bed linen and towels (one double brass bed requires queensize duvet cover, double flat sheet, 4 pillow cases, another double bed requires queensize duvet cover, double sheet, 4 pillow cases and then there are twin beds with 2 single duvets, flat sheets and one pillow case for each required in the third bedroom). We can supply linen bundles at a small extra charge. See our website: www.calypsorooielscape.co.za & our VIRTUAL TOUR: http://www.girocam.com/tours/10b24b350665. We LOOK FORWARD to meeting YOU here. Check for availability & then we will send you our booking form, full inventory list etc. for you to secure a booking with a 30% deposit and full payment is due one month prior to your booking. SMELL the sea, swim, surf, sunbathe, EXPLORE our diverse area, WATCH glorious sunsets & HAVE FUN. Landline number 0282738205 & cell 0827300098. Sing, dance, laugh, talk, chill out, read that book & ENJOY yourselves.GREAT place to digitally detox !!

South Africa wedding and event planners…Have you ever considered hiring a female impersonator for your next party or special event? If you haven’t, you are missing out on one of the hottest trends in event planning right now. Hiring female impersonators can help your next event by: •Offering laughs and surprises. Just imagine the look on your guests’ faces as they are greeted. Most people laugh out loud when they see female impersonators. By including these types of entertainers, you can immediately create a great atmosphere and encourage people to relax and enjoy themselves. •Drawing attention. If female impersonators arrive at your event, it is guaranteed that people will be intrigued and want to join in all the fun. Plus, imagine the terrific response you can get if you advertise that Shirley Dame Beautiful will be at your upcoming event. The truth is, female impersonators are great marketing, no matter what sort of event you are hosting. •Offering a personalized event. If you are planning a business conference, imagine the great atmosphere you would build by including Shirley Dame Beautiful just the comic opposite of the great Dame Shirley Bassey. •Offering superb entertainment. Many female impersonators have voice and theatre training. Some can present speeches, sing, or do stand-up comedy acts. If you are tired of having the same old music band, female impersonators are an exciting new option. •Offering great photo opportunities. Few entertainers offer the sort of great photos that a female impersonators can offer. These entertainers spend hours achieving the perfect look to make your event a great success. No matter what your next big event will be like, hiring a female impersonators is a great idea. Your guests will talk about your event for years to come and will eagerly look forward to the future events you host. For booking Shirley Dame Beautiful to be at your next event email us: Shirley4Life Productions davidandpink@yahoo.com https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M6KeGOkpO9g