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  Umhlanga Sands Studio/ 4 Sleeper (5 Nights) 22 - 27 April 2019(Mon - Sat) Family Day - 22 April 2019 Freedom Day - 27 April 2019 Terms & Conditions: No date changes, No cancellations You are not obligated to use all 5 nights however the rate remains the same should you only use 1 or 5 nights.  (Normal rate R2300 per night or R11500 per midweek) This high rise complex of apartments is 20 minutes from Durban.Umhlanga Sands offers activities for all ages, with three restaurants, a cocktail bar, games room, ten pin bowling, child care centre, hair salon, two swimming pools and a beach onsite. Your air-conditioned apartment is equipped with TV, M-Net, microwave and is cleaned daily with laundry on-site for added convenience. NO HIDDEN COSTS Payment: R5250 + R50 shipping fee. Certificate will not be issued if shipping is not paid.   SERIOUS BUYER'S ONLY   Payment within 24 hours non payment will lead to negative rating  

  Umhlanga Sands   Studio/ 4 Sleeper (5 Nights) 27 April - 02 May 2020(Mon - Sat) Freedom Day - 27 April 2020 Workers Day - 01 May 2020 Terms & Conditions: No date changes, No cancellations You are not obligated to use all 5 nights however the rate remains the same should you only use 1 or 5 nights.  (Normal rate R2300 per night or R11500 per midweek) This high rise complex of apartments is 20 minutes from Durban.Umhlanga Sands offers activities for all ages, with three restaurants, a cocktail bar, games room, ten pin bowling, child care centre, hair salon, two swimming pools and a beach onsite. Your air-conditioned apartment is equipped with TV, M-Net, microwave and is cleaned daily with laundry on-site for added convenience.   NO HIDDEN COSTS Payment: R4950 + R50 shipping fee. Certificate will not be issued if shipping is not paid.   SERIOUS BUYER'S ONLY   Payment within 24 hours non payment will lead to negative rating  

Mount Amanzi Studio /5 Sleeper (4 Nights) 27 April - 01 May 2020(Mon - Fri)  Freedom Day - 27 April 2020 Workers Day - 01 May 2020 Terms & Conditions: No date changes, No cancellations You are not obligated to use all 4 nights however the rate remains the same should you only use 1 or 4 nights The facebrick chalets are set amongst shady trees at the edge of the Crocodile river, near Hartebeespoort Dam.   5-bed Chalet Open plan double-storey; double bed, kitchen, bathroom and small lounge area downstairs and three single beds upstairs.     Unit Facilities On - site Facilities Braai Parking for 1 Vehicle Linen Towels Crockery & Cutlery Television Microwave     Small On - site Shop Recreation Areas With: 3 Swimming Pools (1 Heated) Pool Tables Floodlit tennis Courts Darts Putt - Putt Fully Licensed Bar Trampolines TV & Video Rooms Jungle Gym Hiking Trails Sandpit Bird Watching Beach Volley Ball Coffee Shop Fiishing Boma N O HIDDEN COSTS Payment: R2750 + R50 shipping fee. Certificate will not be issued if shipping is not paid.   SERIOUS BUYER'S ONLY Payment within 24 hours non payment will lead to negative rating    

  CHAKA'S ROCK CHALETS 1 - 5 April 2019 2 Bedroom 6 sleeper (4 Adults and 2 children under 12) Chaka's Rock Chalets is perched on a cliff with amazing views of the famous Dolphin Coast. Although the resort is not situated right on the beach, it is a 7 -minute walk away. There are plenty of facilities for holiday fun and a village atmosphere contributes to the relaxed ambience at the resort. Chaka's Rock Chalets is situated within close proximity to both towns of Salt Rock and Ballito where one can find various shops, restaurants and bars. Some attractions in the area, (info at reception), include: Micro light flights, Skydiving, Crocodile Creek, Animal Farm, Dolphin Viewing, Deep Sea Fishing, Shakaland, and the many shopping experiences at Gateway and La Lucia Mall.   Chalet Type:  Sleeps Four. Self-catering   Chalet Facilities Braai, Microwave, Kitchen, Fridge, Stove, Television, Towels, Linen, Telephone, Please bring own beach towels, There are only ceiling fans in the units.   On Site Facilities: Game Farm, Telephone, Under Cover Parking, Trailer parking, Pool /Braai facilities, Key Breakage, Self catering, Baby sitting (by arrangement), Every Day Room Clean Service, Tennis, DSTV - Most Channels, Squash, Cellular Reception; Handicap facilities, Jungle gym   Nearby Facilities: Entertainment (5km); Laundromat (2km); Two Beaches (Very Nearby); Gym (5km); Restaurant (5km); Medical Facilities (500m); Fishing (1km); Near S/Market (3km); Live Entertainment (5km); Golf Course (5km); Tenpin bowling (5km); Hiking (5km); Bowls (5km) Horse riding (10km); Bar (5km); Nearest Town: BALLITO (5km)

Mount Amanzi     Studio /5 Sleeper (3 Nights) 26 - 29 April 2019(Fri - Mon)  Freedom day - 27 April 2019 Terms & Conditions: No date changes, No cancellations You are not obligated to use all 3 nights however the rate remains the same should you only use 1 or 3 nights The facebrick chalets are set amongst shady trees at the edge of the Crocodile river, near Hartebeespoort Dam.   5-bed Chalet Open plan double-storey; double bed, kitchen, bathroom and small lounge area downstairs and three single beds upstairs.   Unit Facilities On - site Facilities Braai Parking for 1 Vehicle Linen Towels Crockery & Cutlery Television Microwave     Small On - site Shop Recreation Areas With: 3 Swimming Pools (1 Heated) Pool Tables Floodlit tennis Courts Darts Putt - Putt Fully Licensed Bar Trampolines TV & Video Rooms Jungle Gym Hiking Trails Sandpit Bird Watching Beach Volley Ball Coffee Shop Fiishing Boma N O HIDDEN COSTS Payment: R3750 + R50 shipping fee. Certificate will not be issued if shipping is not paid.   SERIOUS BUYER'S ONLY Payment within 24 hours non payment will lead to negative rating    

  Breakers, Umhlanga Rocks Studio /4 Sleeper (5 Nights)  16 - 21 April 2018 (Mon - Sat)   Terms & conditions: No date changes. No cancellations.   You are not obligated to use all 5 nights however the rate remains the same should you only use 1 or 5 nights. Surrounded by green hills, landscaped gardens, facing a picturesque lagoon and adjacent to the magnificent Hawaan forest. Breakers is one of the most popular resorts in Umhlanga. Just twenty minutes drive from Durban and 22 km from King Shaka International Airport, the resort is easily accessible and close to all the sights and activities. Check-in time is 14h00 and check-out time is 10h00. Facilities Some of the Amenities and Services include… Swimming pool Large level pool deck Kiddies pool and slides Water volleyball pool Lap pool Wooden decks   Jungle gym Trampoline Braai Facility Ramps to facilities Shuttle services - enquire at reception.   Same day dry-cleaning and laundry Laundromat - coin operated Hair and Beauty Salons Action Cricket Volleyball   NO HIDDEN COSTS   Payment: R3950 + R50 certificate fee. SERIOUS BUYER'S ONLY Payment within 24 hours non payment will lead to negative rating        

  Breakers, Umhlanga Rocks Studio /4 Sleeper (5 Nights)  23 - 28 April 2018 (Mon - Sat)   Terms & conditions: No date changes. No cancellations.   You are not obligated to use all 5 nights however the rate remains the same should you only use 1 or 5 nights. Surrounded by green hills, landscaped gardens, facing a picturesque lagoon and adjacent to the magnificent Hawaan forest. Breakers is one of the most popular resorts in Umhlanga. Just twenty minutes drive from Durban and 22 km from King Shaka International Airport, the resort is easily accessible and close to all the sights and activities. Check-in time is 14h00 and check-out time is 10h00. Facilities Some of the Amenities and Services include… Swimming pool Large level pool deck Kiddies pool and slides Water volleyball pool Lap pool Wooden decks   Jungle gym Trampoline Braai Facility Ramps to facilities Shuttle services - enquire at reception.   Same day dry-cleaning and laundry Laundromat - coin operated Hair and Beauty Salons Action Cricket Volleyball   NO HIDDEN COSTS   Payment: R3950 + R50 certificate fee. SERIOUS BUYER'S ONLY Payment within 24 hours non payment will lead to negative rating        

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Bringing world music to Jozie, Cape Town’s Desert Rose, leaders in creating and performing sacred music with universal resonance, will – for one night only-create an evening of heavenly rhythms, taking the audience on a mystic musical journey.    Desert Rose, found in , by leading world music composer, Lynne Holmes has toured abroad since to the UK, Europe and Far East to standing ovations. They will make their debut at Wits Theatre on 14 November at 8 pm.   Live African Harp, Djembe, Mbira, African Bow, “Talking Drum” are harnessed to punctuate the unique voices of group members Lynne, Yusuf, Nceba, Sisonke and Michaela. The music of Desert Rose has been described as emotive and mystical. The listener will be drawn into an enchanting journey as the evocative sounds of Ancient Aramaic, Arabic, and Sanskrit, stirs a deep memory of our origins within all of us (See artists’ profiles below.)   They have 13 CDs to their credit and their album, Silence of the Music (September ), received critical acclaim and a 5 star rating from mainstream media for the integration of diverse cultural elements into an original world music sound.   In March they performed to standing ovations in Mount Abu, Ahmedabad, Rajasthan and Delhi, India. They are currently preparing for the upcoming COP20 event in Lima, Peru in Dec and for a UK/Europe Tour in April .   Desert Rose has performed and headlined major events in South Africa including Mandela Day at the Ubuntu Festival (), Cape Town Festival on Human Rights Day (),) the launch of the Charter of Compassion with Archbishop Desmond Tutu (),  Indigenous Orchestra Ensemble at Artscape Theatre, Cape Town (), annual Yoga Festival in Stellenbosch (),  Reconciliation Day Celebrations in Greyton () and the International Peace Day celebrations in Durban on 21 Sep .    To their international audiences in July and June they performed at the annual Georgetown Festival on Penang Island, Malaysia. In April they performed at the annual Tapestry of Sacred Music Festival at the Esplanade Theatre in Singapore and in November they performed at various events in Warsaw, Poland at COP19 as part of a global interfaith campaign to address Climate Change.   Desert Rose is in perpetual bloom and tuned to entertain and enlighten. Admission fee is R150   Tickets can be booked through webtickets or   http://www.webtickets.co.za/event.aspx?itemid=   For more information contact   Rayana Edwards Cell: Landline: 011 Email:                                                                           ##ENDS Issued by JT Communication Solutions of behalf of “Desert Rose”

Escape to the SA Cheese Festival over the Freedom Day Long Weekend The 19th Anniversary of the popular South African Cheese Festival offers the perfect long weekend escape in 2020! Festivalgoers can look forward to a truly unique experience of cheese and more over the Freedom Day long weekend, from Saturday 25 April to Monday 27 April 2020, at Sandringham outside Stellenbosch. Come and experience why this award-winning festival deserves its most recent accolade as one of Die Burger Reader's Choice Top 3 Festivals. Discover the widest variety of local, international and artisanal cheeses, explore the brand-new #Winefest, #Foodfest, #Beerfest and #Ginoclock, and meet the makers of the finest niche products in the Cheese Emporium and the Cape Made Mall. The SA Cheese Festival programme also includes tasting experiences in the Standard Bank Tasting Room, outdoor music concerts by Spoegwolf, and other popular artists, and fun activities such as the Ladismith Cheese Carving Competition and the Laughing Cow Kiddies Corner. The festival times are from 10:00 to 18:00 daily. Sandringham is conveniently located next to the N1, Stellenbosch turn-off (exit 39), between Cape Town and Paarl. Tickets cost R240 per person per day, with an early bird offer of R200 until 31 January 2020. A #FestivalFriends group ticket for 4 people costs R860 - a saving of R100! Senior citizens pay R200 and children (two to 13 years) R20. Tickets are available at Computicket, Shoprite and Checkers. No tickets will be sold at the gates. Escape to the 2020 SA Cheese Festival - for more information, visit www.cheesefestival.co.za, Twitter @SACheeseFest, Facebook @SACheeseFestival, Instagram @sacheesefest or contact Agri-Expo at tel 021 975 4440 or admin@agriexpo.co.za.

Enjoy a day of retro romance with a vintage sidecar tour, complete with a range of cool retro goggles, helmets, and leather jackets (and complimentary bandana!) as you set off in a decommissioned military bikes originally used by the People's Liberation Army of China between the early 1950's and mid-1970's. Starting at the V&A Waterfront, your cj750 "chariot" will collect you and take you on a scenic drive to Buitenverwachting. Need to Know - Suitable for adults only. This package is weather dependent. Buitenverwachting has a specific picnic season from November - April only. Allow half a day for this experience. Beverages are not included. Participation is at your own risk. All protective gear is included. The sidecar will collect you and drop you off from the V&A Waterfront.

Hi I am Chipo a SINGLE 26yr Zimbabwean Lady. I do have a child that is being cared for in Zimbabwe. Am immediately available Monday to Sunday. My expected rates for Sleep in are Monday to Sunday @ R100.00 p/day for Housekeeping, Baby & Child care, If you require me for Char only my expected rates are as follows Monday to Friday @ R600.00 p/Week Daily rate @ R150.00 p/day Saturday & Sunday @ R200.00 p/Day I really enjoy cleaning. I can tidy your Garden,Wash your Car[s] and clean your home. I presently reside in Joe Slovo with my girlfriend, hope to be relocated back to Kensington at end of April. I do take a tremendous pride in my General Cleaning, will definitely do my best not to disappoint you. Am also a non-Smoker and Drinker. My Contact; 074 322 7640 Contact for reference will be supplied at Interview.

Support CANSA's fundraising event on 4 April 2020. CANSA Wildlife Race is a event where everyone can join in the fight against cancer. This is also an event to remember those lost to cancer and to fight back against a disease that takes too much. CANSA relies on income generated from its fundraising events and projects in order to sustain the Holistic Care & support it provides to those affected by cancer. View CANSA's Calender for information regarding fundraising campaigns, important days and celebration and health campaigns: http://www.cansa.org.za or info@cansa.org.za Enjoy a lovely day at the Wildlife Race for CANSA in Koro Creek Bushveld Golf Estate's Nature Reserve. Koro Creek Bushveld Golf Estate is situated in the Limpopo Province and offers all the amenities of a golf resort and Nature Reserve. Koro Creek is famous for the wildlife on the course and in the nature reserve. Koro Creek is situated only 90 minutes from Pretoria. The area is malaria-free. Adjoining the estate is an 860 hectare nature reserve, which will be incorporate into the estate allowing the game to roam free. Visit the website for more information about Koro Creek Bushveld Golf Estate: www.korocreek.com

We are currently looking for applicants with the following requirements to fit the assistant coach/es position................... * Qualified SSA (Swim South Africa) Learn to Swim Instructors (Male and Female) - Certification must be included in CV...................................... * Must have valid First Aid Level 1 certification - Certification must be included in CV............ * Must have own transport....... * Place of employment will be in the Overport area............... * Past coaching experience WILL be favourable................ * Coach/es MUST be able to work from Mondays TO Thursdays every week............. * Coach/es MUST be able to work from 11am to 3pm on the above mentioned days (4 hours per day)............................... * Coach/es will be required to work for contract period February to April/May.............. Coach/es will be paid at a rate of R80 PER HOUR, which will approximate to R per month (4 weeks in a month) or R per month (5 weeks in a month)................................ All CV's to be sent via email containing all the above mentioned requirements.......... If not contacted within 3 weeks of your application, please know that your application was unsuccessful!

  Holiday house rental by owner:   Complete house up for rental for Easter Weekend 2018   5 bedrooms in main house, upstairs lounge, dining room, kitchen, 2 x braai areas  +++ 2 granny flatlets(only with toilet and basin) All fully furnished, just bring your food, drink and bedding. Walking distance to beach.       Rental is R8000 - arrival 29 March 2018, departure 2 April 2018 this include a refundable key deposit(refunded 14 day's after departure) and cleaning fee. All breakages and losses more than the key deposit will be for your account.